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Thursday, October 8, 2009

How Swedish Policemen Enforce Road Rules

How Scottish Policemen enforce the Road Rules A London Lawyer in his flash new BMW is pulled over by a Scottishpoliceman. He says, "Sir, I pulled you over because you didn't stopat the STOP sign. That'll be a 100 pound fine" The lawyer looks athim "100 pound?!!!", then pretty agitated: "Look, I slowed down allright? What difference does it make, I slowed down surely that'senough." The policeman raises a brow and looks at him: "Sir, it's aSTOP sign, so that means you have to stop not just slow down." Thelawyer rolls his eyes, thinks for a moment and then saysarrogantly, "Okay, I'll tell you what, if you can show me how itmakes a difference whether I slow down or stop, then I'll pay thefine."The policeman says "all right then" pulls out his baton and startsto bash the lawyer. The lawyer screems "what are you doing?" Thepoliceman says calmly "Do you want me to slow down or stop?" Cheers,Claire CroninYour Jokemaster

1 comment:

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