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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Funny True Headlines

- Crack found in Man?s buttocks - One handed man applauds the kindness of strangers - Chick accuses some of her male colleagues of sexism - Poison Control Centre reminds everyone not to take poison - Great Tits cope well with global warming (Great Tits are a bird variety) - Keegle fills Seichman?s gap with Seeman - Tiger Woods plays with own balls, spokeman said - Margie weds long time girlfriend, slams Bush - Child wins gun from fundraiser - Federal Agents raid gun shop and find weapons - Condom truck tips and spills it?s load - Army vehicle disappears after being painted with camouflage

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