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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Feeding the Alligator

An elderly man in Florida had owned a farm property for severalyears.He had a good sized pond at the back of the land, done up nicely; atable and chairs, beautiful flower arrangements, and some trees forshade from the sun. The pond was ideal for swimming, although theold man didn't much like swimming.One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't beenthere for a while, and check that all was all right. He grabbed abucket with which to bring back some fruit from the trees nearby.As he got to the pond, he heard female voices shouting and laughingand water splashing.As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young womenskinny-dipping in his pond.He made the women aware of his presence and with a shriek, they allswam to the far end of the pond.One of the women shouted to him, "Go away, we're not coming outuntil you leave!"The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladiesswim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding thebucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Oldmen can still think fast. LOLClaireJokemaster

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